the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

"'Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him."


-Isaac’s Eulogy, The Fault In Our Stars (via brofuisverycool)

*sobs*

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fasterfood:

social activism on tumblr
http://lwordforever.tumblr.com/post/83514044253/ive-always-been-a-patient-person-or-maybe-from

lwordforever:

I’ve always been a patient person.

Or maybe, from years spent being conditioned to wait, I’ve inevitably gotten used to it, and no longer shy away from things that seem out of grasp. “In due time.” “Sooner or later.” “Someday.” I’d tell myself I wouldn’t ever let go once I’ve reached it, and when…

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot
brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up
ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

imenak:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

TWIST

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."

-Tyrion Lannister  (via mar-ble)

This is so important

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